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Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Posts: 92
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:20 am Post subject: Medical definitions. |
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Thought you might like these.
Anti-body - - Against everyone
Artery -- The study of fine paintings
Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria
Benign -- What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Cauterize -- To make eye contact with a woman
Colic -- A sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
D&C -- Where Washington is
Dilate -- To live long
Fibula -- A small white lie
Genes -- What you wear cutting grass
Hangnail -- A coat hook
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
Morbid -- A higher offer
Nitrates -- Cheaper than the day rate
Node -- Movement of head meaning yes
Organic -- An organ work repairman
Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture
Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Protein -- In favor of young people
Secretion -- Hiding something
Seizure -- A Roman emperor
Tablet -- A small table
Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the airport
Urine -- The opposite of "you are out"
Vein - Conceited
Varicose - Nearby _________________ petmedscenter.com |
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